[Ford Pines is seventy goddamn years old and not like. Super up on consent theory. He wouldn't know exactly the right words to use that were discourse-approved but he's also not a raging asshole.]
I would have thought you had a higher opinion of me than that.
hey idk?? my experiences with furries are like middle aged dudes who smell like cheetos that want to fuck MLPs ok geez. its not me having a low opinion of u. that's just how it is where i come from
[it takes her a hot sec to realize he might not know what MLP means]
[He still has no idea what that is because it came out in the 80s, but he can guess via context clues.]
I couldn't tell you if anyone I have drawn art for is a middle aged man who smells like cheetos or what their sexual preferences might be. That isn't really my business. My business is drawing anthropomorphized Pokémon to the specifications I'm given, or sometimes just for my own enjoyment. I've been working on designs for my Mysteries & Dungeons NPCS.
[She. Honestly didn't think it was possible for this kind of thing to not be creepy, and yet. He seems so. Innocent about it??
That's so weird. This is weird.]
so you're like in the 1% of people who aren't creepy about it. i didn't even think it was possible to not be creepy about it but here we are i guess do u want me to apologize for the animal fucking comment bc that was a legit misunderstanding
I have had my share of experiences with non-human beings but they were all sentient and intelligent at or above a human level, thank you very much.
[Lugia sure is. Lugia can talk, and has a very soft and mature dad voice. His crush on Lugia is totally acceptable.
It's just... it's really hard to be creepy about this kind of thing when half the people you met out in the multiverse were what a human might parse as 'part animal'. You don't really parse that kind of thing as fetish fuel when it's just people you knew and shared refugee asteroids with and broke out of jail alongside.]
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cw: discussions of bestiality i cannot believe this i hate this a lot
[Ford Pines is seventy goddamn years old and not like. Super up on consent theory. He wouldn't know exactly the right words to use that were discourse-approved but he's also not a raging asshole.]
I would have thought you had a higher opinion of me than that.
cw: ink and wes rping
my experiences with furries are like
middle aged dudes who smell like cheetos that want to fuck MLPs ok
geez.
its not me having a low opinion of u.
that's just how it is where i come from
[it takes her a hot sec to realize he might not know what MLP means]
mlp is my little pony, btw
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I couldn't tell you if anyone I have drawn art for is a middle aged man who smells like cheetos or what their sexual preferences might be. That isn't really my business. My business is drawing anthropomorphized Pokémon to the specifications I'm given, or sometimes just for my own enjoyment. I've been working on designs for my Mysteries & Dungeons NPCS.
They are all fully-clothed, might I add.
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That's so weird. This is weird.]
so you're like in the 1% of people who aren't creepy about it.
i didn't even think it was possible to not be creepy about it
but here we are i guess
do u want me to apologize for the animal fucking comment
bc that was a legit misunderstanding
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I have had my share of experiences with non-human beings but they were all sentient and intelligent at or above a human level, thank you very much.
[Lugia sure is. Lugia can talk, and has a very soft and mature dad voice. His crush on Lugia is totally acceptable.
It's just... it's really hard to be creepy about this kind of thing when half the people you met out in the multiverse were what a human might parse as 'part animal'. You don't really parse that kind of thing as fetish fuel when it's just people you knew and shared refugee asteroids with and broke out of jail alongside.]
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im sorry.
[two words chloe price is not good at saying, but here they are]
can u like stop being grumpy @ me now
i don't like it
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[He is so unused to having friend but also if this is what having friends is then like. Sure. He can dig it.]
In Goldenrod for the moment, though.