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"chloe all you've been doing is shitposting for 4 months"

Basic Info Name: Chloe Price Age: 19 Journey Start: October 2017 Job: Class: Trainer Starter: Munchlax Battle Theme

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OT: Chloe Price Starter (Level 5) Level: 100 Type: Normal

Moveset: Tackle, Defense Curl, Amnesia, Lick, Chip Away, Yawn, Body Slam, Rest, Snore, Sleep Talk, Giga Impact, Rollout, Block, Belly Drum, Crunch, Heavy Slam, High Horsepower, Thunderbolt Held Item: N/A Ability: Pickup Nature & Characteristic: TBA

10-01-2017 Wow. So get this, I go from about to blink out of existence in the middle of a storm to waking up in... Pokemon world? What kind of bullshit is that? And instead of getting a cool one or something, I get this fucking loser. He keeps getting hella close and trying to hug me and I'm like- dude, personal space? I don't think he gets it.

Did the universe not fuck my ass hard enough before dumping me here? It really had to give me something so useless?

Yeah, that checks out.

10-02-2017 Holy shit he eats so much!!!

10-03-2017 Every time I try to eat he stares at me until I get mad and put him back in his ball.

10-04-2017 His name is Munchies now, what else would you fucking call this loser?

10-05-2017 Fucking kill me. Seriously. We're still a day away from Cherrygrove and he eats the last of the food I managed to scrape together. This is fucking awesome!! Wow!!! And the worst part is I can't stop thinking about home. Who knew I would ever get homesick for Arcadia fucking Bay??

But it's not like I can go back. What do I have to go back to? I don't exist back home anymore. I haven't gotten swept up in a tornado yet, so that means through some glitch in the universe, this is where I'm stuck.

So I have to stop... I have to move on. I have to forget Max and Mom and- and everyone. And focus on trying to feed this stupid little fatass who I can't afford to feed.

Great.

10-12-2017 I guess he's not as useless as I thought. I mean, he's pretty tough in battle, especially when he's trying to make me happy. Which is a lot. I think he's probably just trying to get food at the point. He probably doesn't actually care. I was also probably just hangry last time.

10-28-2017 We're settling into Violet for a while because fuck if I'm ready to risk having to travel without enough food again. I guess I'm getting a job. Fuck. Not really what I had planned, but. Here i am. Woo fucking hoo.

I've been having a lot of nightmares the last few nights. Which is... weird. Usually I'm too stoned to have nightmares. Last night I woke up and Munchies was standing over me looking hella worried and he offered me a candy bar. He'd taken a bite of it but I mean- the fact he cared enough to offer me food really... says a lot. Wow.

Look at me, getting sentimental. Gross.

11-06-2017 I'm getting bored here, but not bored enough to travel yet, you feel me? I guess things could be worse. But I mean, they could definitely be better, too. All the nightmares from last month really sucked, but I'm trying not to think about them. But I'm getting antsy.

I don't want to stay in Violet forever, but what do I do? Where do I go? There's the whole gym challenge shit, but. My team isn't exactly The Best There Ever Was. Munchies is pretty decent, but he could definitely be better.

IDK. I'm just fucking bored. At least I have people on the internet to talk to.

11-26-2017 In a way, I think things are getting a little better. Or at least I'm having an easier time with where I'm at.

Okay, I met a girl. That's why I'm saying that, I'm gonna be honest with myself for once. I owe it to myself. But it's hella nice to have someone to actually talk to. IRL. Face 2 Face. I haven't really had that since I've been here, so even with a few Pokemon to hang out with and an internet full of people Just Like Me I've felt hella lonely. So.

Not to put too fine a point on it, I'm feeling optimistic. I think Munchies appreciates it because I'm starting to find him less annoying. Who knew my happiness directly effects his happiness.

1-16-2018 Holy shit. Who knew so much could change so fast? I got a girlfriend and Munchies evolved. I never thought that would happen, I mean- either of those things, honestly, but mostly Munchies?? He evolves based on friendship so I figured I'd be stuck with the little dude for the rest of my life.

But now he's a BIG DUDE. He's so fucking powerful, too! He kicked that old guy's ASS tonight. I- I felt something I never thought I would. Pride??!! I can't believe it.

And then he spent the equivelant of 300 bucks on Dedenny's so my warm fuzzies died a little, but. I mean- hey, I have a girlfriend!! YEAH!!!

1-27-2018 Munchies cracked my back today hugging me and honestly I think he's found his calling as a chiropractor because damn I feel great.

2-10-2018 It finally happened. He ate my stash of edibles. Fuck. Here we go I guess...

4-8-18 We've had our ups and downs, but right now I honestly can't find much to complain about. I'm... I'm happy, for once. For the first time in a long time, I don't hate waking up. I don't dread the bullshit of a new day.

It was hard at first. It sucked. I hated it here. I just went with it because it's not like I had a choice. I'd be dead I wasn't here, but. I dunno, sometimes I thought that would've been better. I was alone. That's really what it felt like.

And then somehow I met a lot of cool people and everything turned around. I guess I felt like getting sentimental, because... Munchies and I are a fucking great team and I just think back to when I wanted him gone. Now I can't imagine what it would be like without him. I'm glad he doesn't think I'm an asshole for treating him like shit my first few months.

Basically... we're living our best lives. Fuck all the rest.

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J

OT: Chloe Price Met on Route 29 (Level 8) Level: 100 Type: Grass

Moveset: Barrage, Uproar, Hypnosis, Reflect, Leech Seed, Bullet Seed, Stun Spore, Poison Powder, Sleep Powder, Confusion, Worry Seed, Natural Gift, Solar Beam, Stomp, Leaf Storm Held Item: N/A Ability: Chlorophyll Nature & Characteristic: Gentle / Sturdy Body

2-23-18 So the story behind this chick is I honestly just caught her because who wouldn't catch a sentient bundle of eggs??
How could somebody really pass that up? And like, Munchies tried to eat her a few times, but it's fine. They're pals.

I named her after my mom because I was feeling sentimental and my mom works in a diner, so- yeah. It was dumb and it got weird and sad.
So now I just call her J. Weird thing is, she's... pretty mom-ish.
Not in a bad way, but I always feel like she's just kinda. There.
Watching out for me. Which is weird, considering for a long time she was just eggs.

As soon as I got to Goldenrod I found the store with all the stones and found out I could evolve her with one. So duh, of course I did. And now she's as powerful and protective as ever. It's pretty fucking great,
honestly. Good tree.

She even let me put Christmas lights on her last December. Good shit.

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Spike ♂

OT: Chloe Price Egg Hatched November 2017 Level: 100 Type: Fire

Moveset: Scratch, Growl, Ember, Smokescreen, Dragon Rage, Scary Face, Fire Fang, Flame Burst, Wing Attack, Slash, Flamethrower Held Item: N/A Ability: Blaze Nature & Characteristic: Rash / Proud of it's power

2-23-18 So, buying this guy was pretty much the best decision I ever made. I had no idea that he'd be a fucking "shiny",
which is code for super fucking special awesome.

You will never catch me saying that sentence ever a-fucking-gain.

But SERIOUSLY THOUGH. Okay at first it was kind of anticlimactic because he was just-- yellow? Woohoo. But I mean he was still a fire lizard, so it wasn't too anticlimactic.

Then when he finally evolved into Charizard? HOOOLY SHIT. He's so fucking punk it hurts. And he even has the personality to match.

He's kind of like.. how do I even put this. That douchey-but-cool bouncer who won't let you into the club. He's just kinda badass. I fucking love him.

But I can't fly him which makes no sense. But that's none of my fucking business I guess. This place is weird, but my lizard is chill.

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Princess ♀

OT: Chloe Price Egg Hatched November 2017 Level: 56 Type: Dark

Moveset: Baby-Doll Eyes, Tail Whip, Tackle, Swift, Covet, Helping Hand, Bite, Sand Attack, Growl, Mean Look, Last Resort, Guard Swap Held Item: N/A Ability: Synchronize Nature & Characteristic: Careful / Thoroughly Cunning

2-23-18 I'm not even really sure why I ended up buying an Eevee in the first place, except for that it was on sale and I figured what the fuck ever, might as well.

I don't regret it. She's a little powerhouse, even if she'll kick your ass and then curl up in your lap right after. She's weird like that,
but I mean aren't we all.

I didn't really think much about what I wanted her to evolve into,
it kinda just happened one night when we were chilling together,
listening to music. One sec I'm there on the 'gear farting around,
her in my lap and then the second she's just. Woosh. Black and mysterious.

I'unno what I did, but it was hella cool.

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OT: Chloe Price Met in Goldenrod, March 2018 (Lvl 17) Level: 83 Type: Poison

Moveset: Pound, Poison Gas, Harden, Mud-Slap, Disable, Sludge, Mud Bomb, Minimize, Fling, Sludge Bomb, Sludge Wave, Screech, Gunk Shot, Acid Armor, Belch, Memento Held Item: N/A Ability: Stench Nature & Characteristic: Docile / Likes To Relax

2-23-18 So I was emptying my bong water, y'know, outside like a classy lady does and I guess the smell was really strong? Because all of a sudden this bitch oozes over like it's the best thing she's ever experienced. I told her she had good taste and then threw a ball at her.

So I guess I have this slime now. Her name's Bong Water, B-Dubs for short. What else was it gonna be?

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OT: Chloe Price Met in Outside Goldenrod, March 2018 (Lvl 14) Level: 21 Type: Psychic

Moveset: Teleport, Psyshock, Kinesis, Confusion, Disable, Psybeam Held Item: N/A Ability: Synchronize Nature & Characteristic: Docile / Likes To Relax

2-23-18 So it started out I just wanted an Abra because they're cool lil psychics and the evolutions are cool. But then it became personal because this fuck kept teleporting away. I got hella pissed so I kept trying until I finally fucking did it.

I don't even know if it's actually the same Abra I ran into in the beginning or a different Abra. They could all be different Abras. I have no fucking idea. There could be a horde of abras all out there laughing at me. I wonder if they miss their friend.

I need to fucking sleep I sound deranged.

4-8-18 I bought Psyshock while he was still an Abra so he'd finally be able to actually battle. Lemme tell you, it didn't help much. But you know what? I'm a determined bitch when I need to be. Of course the little butthole didn't level up right away. I think he wanted to spend a few more levels sleeping.

It's cool he learned some extra attacks when he evolved, but. Honestly he sleeps just as much as he did when he was an Abra. I don't think he's gotten used to all that extra mind power, cuz sometimes when he's napping he tends to just. Teleport away.

He comes back eventually, but it's weird.

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Shrooms

OT: Chloe Price Egg Hatched March 30th 2018 Level: 11 Type: Grass/Fairy

Moveset: Absorb, Moonlight, Mega Drain, Sleep Powder, Giga Drain, Moonblast, Toxic, Solar Beam, Growth, Poison Powder, Stun Spore Held Item: N/A Ability: Effect Spore Nature & Characteristic: Quirky / Highly Curious

3-29-18 Oh cool this Morelull thing hatched. I guess it's a little fairy mushroom thing, so that's interesting. I got it kinda spur of the moment, so who knows. Who wouldn't want a sentient mushroom on their team?

It's name is Shrooms, I mean you think I'm gonna miss the obvious. It's gonna suck when I get a Paras and have to get creative because Morelull got there first. That's a bridge I can cross later tho.

It seems fascinated by everything around it, but in a chill way. I don't usually use the "a" word, but it's hella adorable.

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Zoobs

OT: Chloe Price Egg Hatched March 29th 2018 Level: 12 Type: Poison

Moveset: Leafage, Tackle, Astonish, Toxic, Roost, Steel Wing, Ominous Wind Held Item: N/A Ability: Infiltrator Nature & Characteristic: Hasty / Very Finicky

3-29-18 Remind me not to pull an Ozzy and bite it's head off.

Jokes aside, he's a fast little fucker- kinda hard to keep up with out of battle, but I knew what I was signing up for. I got this. We got this.

His name is Zoobs cuz it sounds like boobs. Might change it later, who knows.

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Crunchies M

OT: Chloe Price Hatched April 1st 2018 Level: 2 Type: Dark/Ghost

Moveset: Leer, Scratch, Shadow Ball, Mean Look, Calm Mind*, Toxic*, Hidden Power*, Protect*, Double Team*, Rock Tomb*, Swagger*, Thief*, Confide*, Substitute* Held Item: N/A Ability: Stall Nature & Characteristic: Rlaxed / Loves To Eat

4-01-2018 So you wanna know how I found out my new egg hatched? It wasn't in a flash of awesomeness and excitement. Nah. It happened while I was a-fucking-sleep.

Now imagine me sleeping- I know, what a shock- and being woken up by the sounds of crunching. Like, gross mouth sound crunch- hhhh god I can't even describe it. Anyway. I sit up in bed and it's super dark, but all I see is this creepy set of glowing eye crystals and I nearly fucking lose it before I get the light on.

Here this loser is, on top of Munchies, eating rock candy with him. Seriously?? I mean he's still cool and all but I think this ghost of mine is a total dork. Which is... okay, I tend to attract them. I dunno what I expected. Journal over.

But at least Munchies found his Crunchies.

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Spook M

OT: Chloe Price Hatch/Catch date Level: 4 Type: Ghost

Moveset: Leer, Night Shade, Shadow Ball, Shadow Sneak, Will-o-Wisp, Dark Pulse, Feint Attack, Grudge, Calm Mind*, Toxic*, Protect*, Rain Dance*, Return*, Thief*, Psych Up*, Trick Room*, Substitute* Held Item: N/A Ability: Levitate Nature & Characteristic: Nature / Characteristic

4-2-18 Honestly I don't even care that he's a total softie, at least he doesn't cronch on candy all the time. Besides, his aesthetic is rad so. That makes up for a lot. I called him Spook cuz he's spooky.

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Bubbles F

OT: Chloe Price Hatch/Catch date Level: 8 Type: Psychic

Moveset: Psywave, Pain Split, Thunder Wave, Protect Held Item: N/A Ability: Overcoat Nature & Characteristic: Nature / Characteristic

4-03-18 Holy shit she's exhausting. She's just so happy and cheerful and full of energy! Everything was chill until her telepathy kicked in and now all she does is talk. She's like a cross between Gir from Invader Zim and Bubbles from the powerpuffs. So I named her Bubbles.

Is this what Munchies would be like if he had telepathy? I feel like it is.