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[hellablue]

"Hello? Oh, hey. What's up?

Just fucking with you, this is my voicemail. Leave me a message, loser."

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ford she swears to god

[hellablue]

i'm sleeping
zzzzzz

[meteorman]

I LOOKED IT UP

[hellablue]

[Oh.]

are you upset because im right or because you're offended
usually it's the first one

[meteorman]

'Furry' is not the common term used here. If you had said 'anthro' I would have known what you meant.

[So many popular Pokémon aren't furry, alright. The added human element is more unifying than fur, in this particular universe.

So, uh.

It's the first one.]

[hellablue]

[Ah,]

so u fell out of the furry tree and hit every furry branch on the way down.
gotcha.
well i mean cool.
im glad u wanna fuck animals.
my life's truly enhanced by this knowledge. thanks.

unrelated question: can psychic types make u forget things

[meteorman]

EXCUSE ME

[WOAH THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY AND IN A VERY ALARMING DIRECTION]

[hellablue]

isn't that what a furry does??

cw: discussions of bestiality i cannot believe this i hate this a lot

[meteorman]

Good god no. An animal isn't sentient.

[Ford Pines is seventy goddamn years old and not like. Super up on consent theory. He wouldn't know exactly the right words to use that were discourse-approved but he's also not a raging asshole.]

I would have thought you had a higher opinion of me than that.

cw: ink and wes rping

[hellablue]

hey idk??
my experiences with furries are like
middle aged dudes who smell like cheetos that want to fuck MLPs ok
geez.
its not me having a low opinion of u.
that's just how it is where i come from

[it takes her a hot sec to realize he might not know what MLP means]

mlp is my little pony, btw

[meteorman]

[He still has no idea what that is because it came out in the 80s, but he can guess via context clues.]

I couldn't tell you if anyone I have drawn art for is a middle aged man who smells like cheetos or what their sexual preferences might be. That isn't really my business. My business is drawing anthropomorphized Pokémon to the specifications I'm given, or sometimes just for my own enjoyment. I've been working on designs for my Mysteries & Dungeons NPCS.

They are all fully-clothed, might I add.

[hellablue]

[She. Honestly didn't think it was possible for this kind of thing to not be creepy, and yet. He seems so. Innocent about it??

That's so weird. This is weird.]

so you're like in the 1% of people who aren't creepy about it.
i didn't even think it was possible to not be creepy about it
but here we are i guess
do u want me to apologize for the animal fucking comment
bc that was a legit misunderstanding

[meteorman]

I would appreciate it, yes.

I have had my share of experiences with non-human beings but they were all sentient and intelligent at or above a human level, thank you very much.

[Lugia sure is. Lugia can talk, and has a very soft and mature dad voice. His crush on Lugia is totally acceptable.

It's just... it's really hard to be creepy about this kind of thing when half the people you met out in the multiverse were what a human might parse as 'part animal'. You don't really parse that kind of thing as fetish fuel when it's just people you knew and shared refugee asteroids with and broke out of jail alongside.]

[hellablue]

well then.
im sorry.

[two words chloe price is not good at saying, but here they are]

can u like stop being grumpy @ me now
i don't like it

[hellablue]

still on patrol?

[meteorman]

Yes. Still on patrol.

[He is so unused to having friend but also if this is what having friends is then like. Sure. He can dig it.]

In Goldenrod for the moment, though.

[bertall]

Chloe, uh... I have a question that I think only you can answer.

[hellablue]

oh snap
its gotta be serious if you come to me.
alright
pull of a chair
ya girl chloe is here to help

[bertall]

What's uh...

what's a yeet

[hellablue]

oh my god
you're such a meme baby
i can't even explain it to u
yeet just is
it's in all of us.

[yeah she's being a shit right now it's fine]

[bertall]

a what baby|

no|
someone yelled it and threw a can at my head

[hellablue]

you either live long enough to grow up and throw the can
or you let the can kill you

[bertall]

but why

[hellablue]

you realize that you don't
have to understand every fucking thing
you CAN just think something is funny because it's funny
i promise

[bertall]

but it wasn't funny! whats funny about hitting people with cans???

[hellablue]

i don't know how to explain to you why it's funny
people getting hurt is funny
people doing weird shit is funny
who hurt u so much that u can't enjoy memes

are we at the point where i can unravel your tragic backstory yet