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[hellablue]

"Hello? Oh, hey. What's up?

Just fucking with you, this is my voicemail. Leave me a message, loser."

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Text 02/02

[toxicodendron_isley]

Hello there.

I saw you were looking to re-home a Dhelmise?

video | february 15, at like 3am because these two never talk during daytime hours

[meteorman]

Chloe. I have something very important I need your input on.

[Ford is sitting in his hotel room. Bug Zapper is out, scrunching around on the bed next to him. Even though he let the little cube out of the PC from time to time in the same way that he checks in on all of his Pokémon, it's still been a very long time since he actually picked up the Charjabug. It deserves to be allowed out and about.

Chloe might notice she has a certain image file suddenly on her gear, being terrible.]

I believe you are supposed to 'tag yourself'?

[Sweet jesus he's trying]

text; it's 5:30 am you know the drill

[meteorman]

YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHAT A FURRY WAS

[bertall]

Chloe, uh... I have a question that I think only you can answer.

[Text]

[strings_theory]

Chlooooooe. I need your opiniooooooon on somethiiiiiing.

And I can't ask anyone else, obvs.

[Text] Someone revoke her 'gear

[strings_theory]

bro

broooooo

did you ever think about what it means if you're here alive when you know you died??????

also i really want ice cream rn

AFTER EMBARRASSED HOURS...

[strings_theory]

[After misfiring she's getting the right damn number this time. Enjoy your artistic nude, Chloe. With no note attached, pft.]

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[strings_theory]

Heyheyhey, hear me out I had a fucking good-ass idea

you have access to a bar

what if we made the shittiest most insane-ass fucking drinks

and put them on staryutube?????

THINK OF THE FUCKING VIEWS

[fingersandteeth]

I cannot *believe* I'm having to prep a goddamn rap ahead of challenging his gym, just because Dirk Strider's gone mad with power.

[Fun fact about the bossman: when he trusts you enough, you start occasionally getting bitchy texts where he complains about random things like this.]

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[strings_theory]

[There's not a whole lot that Jolyne is really great at when it comes to dealing with people. But one thing she's very good at, most of the time, is being perceptive when she actually gives a shit about the situation or people involved. Which is exactly why she'd become steadily more concerned about how weird Chloe had been acting as the conversation of wedding nonsense with Carly had been ramping up.

And, in typical Jolyne fashion, she'd merely told Carly the bare bones of what she was doing before dragging the far more level-headed the more logical of the two of them with her. Which of course had meant Jolyne's idea was to wait until her shift was over at the whole bar thing and cornering her the second she got the chance to and it not be totally and completely awkward to an outsider.

Even if that means the dingus thought it was a better idea to try and pin her to the nearest wall, enough room left between them but a very clear indication of her not getting out of this.]

Soooo, babe, I think we got some shit we need to talk 'bout and I know you're gonna wanna run. Only reason I'm playin' hard ball like this.

Backdated to 5/13

[fingersandteeth]

So. We won against the Elite Four, but we probably won't be home until mid-next week, because this weekend is our six-month anniversary and I promised Thace I'd take him to Mt Moon for it.

I'm trusting you and Scorpia to keep the Club going without us. If you need extra help, I'm giving you two permission to take on some part-timers. It'll give you and her practice at hiring for when we give you Fight Club, anyway.

That is, if you'd like to take it over?