The thought *has* occurred to me, not going to lie. But given that I won't have the ghostwriter up there with me after I spit the initial rhymes, I suspect he'd notice.
It's fine. I'm just going to stop trying to write the whole initial rap out at once and just make notes of things to taunt him about, like how Nic Cage won't take his calls and his hair looks like a damn bird and then probably throw something in about the lack of warning about the stairs.
Hm. I definitely *should* mention plush rumps in some context. Hmm, and probably about how he ripped off his shades from a dead aniki... something something about him getting freaky?
With puppets and shuppets and Muppets, I mean Smuppets, better watch that copyright, don't want the Henson people busting into our fight—
... I might be better at this than I thought I was.
It's my future Elite Four team. I've decided that except for Armin's where I couldn't, I'm going to use this team for all the rest of the Aurora League.
So that's my Misdreavus, Swoobat, Wailord, Hawlucha, Mimikyu, and Galvantula.
[His two starters, the first one he caught, two of his favorites, and a Good Bug.]
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Date: 2021-03-09 03:33 am (UTC)It's fine. I'm just going to stop trying to write the whole initial rap out at once and just make notes of things to taunt him about, like how Nic Cage won't take his calls and his hair looks like a damn bird and then probably throw something in about the lack of warning about the stairs.
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Date: 2021-03-09 03:43 am (UTC)roasting is definitely the way to go
tear it all down verbally then lay that smickedy smackdown on his birdhead ass
if u need me there for extra muscle i got u
[and because she desperately needs to see this for...science]
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:02 am (UTC)With puppets and shuppets and Muppets, I mean Smuppets, better watch that copyright, don't want the Henson people busting into our fight—
... I might be better at this than I thought I was.
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:05 am (UTC)like you're saying fuck it to all this pretentious bullshit
all things considered ur probably gonna do fine
at least on the rap part
whats ur team lookin like?!
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:11 am (UTC)So that's my Misdreavus, Swoobat, Wailord, Hawlucha, Mimikyu, and Galvantula.
[His two starters, the first one he caught, two of his favorites, and a Good Bug.]
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:13 am (UTC)have u ever done the whole...
wailord x skitty thing
science is asking
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:18 am (UTC)[This is how you know you have Steven Durante's complete trust: he drops an F-bomb in casual conversation with you.]
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)my search continues
second but slightly less weird question
how many battles have u won by just droppin him into battle and crushing the opponent
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Date: 2021-03-09 04:35 am (UTC)