Considering the nature of the beast???? Yeah, you kind of are the right person to ask 'bout this since last time I had any kind of question I ended up talkin' to what was essentially an alien.
We don't talk about it.
It's seriously just if it looks good or not, god. And like, on me, you dumb shit.
[She's so glad this is text because she's laughing her fucking ass off, oh good lord.]
Oh shut up, you know as well as I do that you sure as shit ain't a christian girl. Or you got a weirdo definition of christian compared to what I've encountered.
'Sides, if you're working at goddamned Fight Club, you don't need much of a warnin'. Lord knows Steven probs don't give a shit and would probably go vomit seeing any sign of tiddies instead.
lmfao, except it ain't. Like, I genuinely wanted the opinion on if that looked good on me or not. Like legit legit.
HMMM. Well, dunno if I should anymore because it's sounding like you'd tell me a big fat no. But either way, 'm gonna bring her 'round Goldenrod at some point 'cause I think it's a good idea you meet her anyway.
i know that!! im not accusing u of anything im just paranoid ok, people from my neck of the woods are weird and creepy, and get possessive and sometimes they turn out to be murderers
what no come on you gotta tell me im not gonna be able to sleep if u dont do u want that on your conscience
u dont really give off murdery vibes tho at least not the bad kind of murdery i mean idk how to phrase that without sounding insulting but i mean it in a totally good way
dude come the fuck on its not like youre about to propose a threesome or something spit it out
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:03 am (UTC)We don't talk about it.
It's seriously just if it looks good or not, god. And like, on me, you dumb shit.
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:05 am (UTC)but what do i know im not your therapist
uggggh fine send me a pic of it
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:09 am (UTC)[She's just going to casually send along a picture that is totally in lime green instead and without glasses, obvs.]
Y/N?
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:11 am (UTC)[Text] 2/2
Date: 2020-12-22 12:16 am (UTC)Ok. ok. k. Reboot finished.]
holy boob window batman
nsfw warning next time geezus criminy im a working christian girl who is at WORK
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:20 am (UTC)Oh shut up, you know as well as I do that you sure as shit ain't a christian girl. Or you got a weirdo definition of christian compared to what I've encountered.
'Sides, if you're working at goddamned Fight Club, you don't need much of a warnin'. Lord knows Steven probs don't give a shit and would probably go vomit seeing any sign of tiddies instead.
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:25 am (UTC)yeah see thats what i mean, i dont want bossdude to get sick cuz your rata-tatas slapped him in the eyeballs
anyway. fine. u wanted my opinion so the answer is y
thats the kinda view hotels charge extra for
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:27 am (UTC)Pffft, come on, as if he's not distracted by beef all around him anyway. 'Sides, you gotta be dying from a lack of tits out there.
I got some more if you're interested in the whole, you know, helping a girl out thing. Gotta prune some or w/e.
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:32 am (UTC)also no comment
we cant be having ur girl getting jellybeans ok
shes gonna like whatever else u got im 110% for sure certain
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:33 am (UTC)'Sides, I've been meaning to ask you something before I went and talked to her about somethin'.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:12 am (UTC)most gfs would side eye that just a little
hit me
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:14 am (UTC)HMMM. Well, dunno if I should anymore because it's sounding like you'd tell me a big fat no. But either way, 'm gonna bring her 'round Goldenrod at some point 'cause I think it's a good idea you meet her anyway.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:17 am (UTC)im just paranoid ok, people from my neck of the woods are weird
and creepy, and get possessive and sometimes they turn out to be murderers
what no come on you gotta tell me
im not gonna be able to sleep if u dont
do u want that on your conscience
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:19 am (UTC)Huh. Fuckin' wild.
I meaaaaaan, it all depends on if the two of you get along or not. So idk idk.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:22 am (UTC)at least not the bad kind of murdery
i mean
idk how to phrase that without sounding insulting but i mean it in a totally good way
dude come the fuck on
its not like youre about to propose a threesome or something
spit it out
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)It's cute that you said that.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:26 am (UTC)2. see above ^ and also add what
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:27 am (UTC)lmfao, you take a guess???? Dude, I don't know what the fuck.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:31 am (UTC)are you saying youre dtf
is that whats happening here or am i having a stroke
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:32 am (UTC)hahahaha
i get it now. ok. funny joke really hilarious
4/5, point knocked off for lack of tact
merry crimmy
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:34 am (UTC)LIKE IF I WAS JOKING I WOULD HAVE HAD MORE TACT THAN THIS, NUMBNUTS.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:36 am (UTC)DONT ALL CAPS AT ME DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I THINK UR SERIOUS
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