lmfao, except it ain't. Like, I genuinely wanted the opinion on if that looked good on me or not. Like legit legit.
HMMM. Well, dunno if I should anymore because it's sounding like you'd tell me a big fat no. But either way, 'm gonna bring her 'round Goldenrod at some point 'cause I think it's a good idea you meet her anyway.
i know that!! im not accusing u of anything im just paranoid ok, people from my neck of the woods are weird and creepy, and get possessive and sometimes they turn out to be murderers
what no come on you gotta tell me im not gonna be able to sleep if u dont do u want that on your conscience
u dont really give off murdery vibes tho at least not the bad kind of murdery i mean idk how to phrase that without sounding insulting but i mean it in a totally good way
dude come the fuck on its not like youre about to propose a threesome or something spit it out
uhhhhhh. yea. yeaaaa. i can see the quadruple a sitch.
so. yea. do that... talk to the girl talk it out a long, long time maybe like, at least 3 times and then let me know how that goes ok? ok good idea if i do say so meself myself? chloeself
look im not, how do i say this not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list do not crush list firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance with "dont make it weird" written in bold and ive got baggage so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it idk
You seriously think I don't have my own fucking baggage? Like dude. Dude.
You've already seen part of that shit, like goddamn. And there's more than that that I can name in like two seconds and that's just the shit I remember off the top of my head and shit.
Also, like, people do, like, multiple people relationships and shit. Those exist. Those are a thing????
Either mcfucking way, you're gonna meet her whether you like it or not because I like your stupid ass also as a fuckin' friend 'cause you're rad as hell. Get over it.
No, I don't take criticism on this fuckin' subject.
i get it dude i do we both have. so much shit. and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible what if u smell mine and it's like gross there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit ugh
im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo
You know what's cool about having different baggage? Means that you get a different perspective on shit and can find someone to help lift it. Or get over it. Or whatever the fuck. I was going somewhere with that, but I think I lost the point.
Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????
Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:27 am (UTC)Pffft, come on, as if he's not distracted by beef all around him anyway. 'Sides, you gotta be dying from a lack of tits out there.
I got some more if you're interested in the whole, you know, helping a girl out thing. Gotta prune some or w/e.
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:32 am (UTC)also no comment
we cant be having ur girl getting jellybeans ok
shes gonna like whatever else u got im 110% for sure certain
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Date: 2020-12-22 12:33 am (UTC)'Sides, I've been meaning to ask you something before I went and talked to her about somethin'.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:12 am (UTC)most gfs would side eye that just a little
hit me
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:14 am (UTC)HMMM. Well, dunno if I should anymore because it's sounding like you'd tell me a big fat no. But either way, 'm gonna bring her 'round Goldenrod at some point 'cause I think it's a good idea you meet her anyway.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:17 am (UTC)im just paranoid ok, people from my neck of the woods are weird
and creepy, and get possessive and sometimes they turn out to be murderers
what no come on you gotta tell me
im not gonna be able to sleep if u dont
do u want that on your conscience
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:19 am (UTC)Huh. Fuckin' wild.
I meaaaaaan, it all depends on if the two of you get along or not. So idk idk.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:22 am (UTC)at least not the bad kind of murdery
i mean
idk how to phrase that without sounding insulting but i mean it in a totally good way
dude come the fuck on
its not like youre about to propose a threesome or something
spit it out
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:24 am (UTC)It's cute that you said that.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:26 am (UTC)2. see above ^ and also add what
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:27 am (UTC)lmfao, you take a guess???? Dude, I don't know what the fuck.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:31 am (UTC)are you saying youre dtf
is that whats happening here or am i having a stroke
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:32 am (UTC)hahahaha
i get it now. ok. funny joke really hilarious
4/5, point knocked off for lack of tact
merry crimmy
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:34 am (UTC)LIKE IF I WAS JOKING I WOULD HAVE HAD MORE TACT THAN THIS, NUMBNUTS.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:36 am (UTC)DONT ALL CAPS AT ME DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I THINK UR SERIOUS
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:43 am (UTC)COOL
GREAT!
sorry
i wasnt trying to be a bitch
its how i cope
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:44 am (UTC)But like, yeah, that's what I was implying. You can, uh, see why I was kind of like "AAAA" about it and shit.
And why I, uh, should probably introduce you idiots first. And see what Carly thinks. Before I get my ass handed to me on a platter, y'know?
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:49 am (UTC)so. yea. do that... talk to the girl
talk it out a long, long time
maybe like, at least 3 times
and then let me know how that goes ok? ok
good idea if i do say so meself
myself?
chloeself
look im not, how do i say this
not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list
do not crush list
firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance
with "dont make it weird" written in bold
and ive got baggage
so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it
idk
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:52 am (UTC)You seriously think I don't have my own fucking baggage? Like dude. Dude.
You've already seen part of that shit, like goddamn. And there's more than that that I can name in like two seconds and that's just the shit I remember off the top of my head and shit.
Also, like, people do, like, multiple people relationships and shit. Those exist. Those are a thing????
Either mcfucking way, you're gonna meet her whether you like it or not because I like your stupid ass also as a fuckin' friend 'cause you're rad as hell. Get over it.
No, I don't take criticism on this fuckin' subject.
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:58 am (UTC)and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible
what if u smell mine and it's like gross
there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit
ugh
im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont
wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:01 am (UTC)Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????
Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:05 am (UTC)[Chloe stares long and hard at that last line, unable to find a flaw in that logic.]
if im honest w/ you
it was getting hella hard to follow the "dont make it weird" rule
thanks for that i guess
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