i get it dude i do we both have. so much shit. and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible what if u smell mine and it's like gross there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit ugh
im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo
You know what's cool about having different baggage? Means that you get a different perspective on shit and can find someone to help lift it. Or get over it. Or whatever the fuck. I was going somewhere with that, but I think I lost the point.
Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????
Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.
[la dee da she's leaving you on read and pretending she Did Not See It she is not currently staring at it nope the gear is going on the counter where she can not see it la dee diddly dee]
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Date: 2020-12-22 01:58 am (UTC)and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible
what if u smell mine and it's like gross
there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit
ugh
im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont
wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:01 am (UTC)Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????
Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:05 am (UTC)[Chloe stares long and hard at that last line, unable to find a flaw in that logic.]
if im honest w/ you
it was getting hella hard to follow the "dont make it weird" rule
thanks for that i guess
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:07 am (UTC)Shit's always weird around me, so, like. It was bound to happen at some point or another.
Also, tiddies.
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:11 am (UTC)so about those other outfits?
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:12 am (UTC)[Text]
Date: 2020-12-22 02:14 am (UTC)but only so i retain plausible deniability in case a customer looks this way at the worst time
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:20 am (UTC)But hey, maybe I'll be nice.
[She might be a little nicer. A small bit.]
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:38 am (UTC)"damn"
bc thats all i got
[Smooth, just like crunchy peanut butter.]
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:41 am (UTC)But maybe this might help a little.
[Just more shit.]
Dunno about that one, honestly. It's, like, not overly sexy or anything but biker leather doesn't have the same hit without bikes here.
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:45 am (UTC)oooo but that ones sexy
i mean
it like classy, biker chick-slash-ceo
makes u look in charge, ready 2 earn money for stonks
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:48 am (UTC)lmfao, you think so? I'm not much into heels, usually more boots, but it felt like it fit at the time.
Tho this one you might wanna be careful with, just sayin'.
[She's not joking, mostly anyway. Don't question the cut.]
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Date: 2020-12-22 02:53 am (UTC)[Follow up text lmfao]
Date: 2020-12-22 02:57 am (UTC)Awww, was that too much?~
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Date: 2020-12-22 03:01 am (UTC)oh just saw that last text lmfao sorry work got busy mcguire
those boob pockets man
i bet they come in handy
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Date: 2020-12-22 03:03 am (UTC)You want some more or things getting a little much? 'Cause I got more, but that's on you.
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Date: 2020-12-22 03:06 am (UTC)im boob fucking queen
SEND FORTH THY BOOB
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Date: 2020-12-22 03:08 am (UTC)But fiiiine, if you insist.
[Another.]
Haven't had a chance or good reason to even use that one yet, so dunno if I should keep it...
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Date: 2020-12-22 03:13 am (UTC)[text]
Date: 2020-12-22 03:14 am (UTC)Why's that? If I'm not using it...
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Date: 2020-12-23 09:14 am (UTC)but who knows about later?!
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Date: 2020-12-23 02:03 pm (UTC)Are you saying you'd like me in what's pretty much bondage gear with my wrists pinned down? Naughty, Chloe.