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[hellablue]

"Hello? Oh, hey. What's up?

Just fucking with you, this is my voicemail. Leave me a message, loser."

Comments

[hellablue]

no shes pretty chill
she kind of just
does the same thing no matter where we are or who we're with
which is just
float around ominously

[toxicodendron_isley]

She sounds lovely. I'd be happy to take her.

And what should I give you?

[hellablue]

[Oh. Huh. She hadn't actually thought about getting anything in return, honestly. That's a good question.]

awesome
as for something in return idk
i didnt think that far ahead
whatcha got?

[toxicodendron_isley]

Well, obviously there's always the option of cash.

[But if her texting patterns were any indication...]

You're a teenager, yes?