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lmfao, except it ain't. Like, I genuinely wanted the opinion on if that looked good on me or not. Like legit legit.

HMMM. Well, dunno if I should anymore because it's sounding like you'd tell me a big fat no. But either way, 'm gonna bring her 'round Goldenrod at some point 'cause I think it's a good idea you meet her anyway.

i know that!! im not accusing u of anything
im just paranoid ok, people from my neck of the woods are weird
and creepy, and get possessive and sometimes they turn out to be murderers

what no come on you gotta tell me
im not gonna be able to sleep if u dont
do u want that on your conscience

Dude, if anything, you should be thinking I'm the murderer out of the three of us. 'Cause it's probably not wrong, come to think of it.

Huh. Fuckin' wild.

I meaaaaaan, it all depends on if the two of you get along or not. So idk idk.

u dont really give off murdery vibes tho
at least not the bad kind of murdery
i mean
idk how to phrase that without sounding insulting but i mean it in a totally good way

dude come the fuck on
its not like youre about to propose a threesome or something
spit it out

I guess???? I mean, I only killed people that tried to kill me first, so that's, like, self defense or some shit, right?

It's cute that you said that.

1. uhhhhhhhh

2. see above ^ and also add what

= ???

Look, my dad pissed off a lot of fucking people. In prison. With ridiculous super powered bullshit. Who wanted me dead.

lmfao, you take a guess???? Dude, I don't know what the fuck.

oh my god i dont give a fuck about your dad
are you saying youre dtf
is that whats happening here or am i having a stroke

ha
hahahaha
i get it now. ok. funny joke really hilarious
4/5, point knocked off for lack of tact
merry crimmy

Why the fuck would I be joking????

LIKE IF I WAS JOKING I WOULD HAVE HAD MORE TACT THAN THIS, NUMBNUTS.

hey HEY
DONT ALL CAPS AT ME DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I THINK UR SERIOUS

DO I COME OFF AS A BITCH THAT WOULD JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?????

EVERYBODYS A BITCH UNTIL THEY ARENT

I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING, YES THAT'S WHAT I WAS FUCKING IMPLYING, OKAY?????

K
COOL
GREAT!

sorry
i wasnt trying to be a bitch
its how i cope

Saying this like I didn't constantly get into yelling matches with someone back home over stupid shit.

But like, yeah, that's what I was implying. You can, uh, see why I was kind of like "AAAA" about it and shit.

And why I, uh, should probably introduce you idiots first. And see what Carly thinks. Before I get my ass handed to me on a platter, y'know?

uhhhhhh. yea. yeaaaa. i can see the quadruple a sitch.

so. yea. do that... talk to the girl
talk it out a long, long time
maybe like, at least 3 times
and then let me know how that goes ok? ok
good idea if i do say so meself
myself?
chloeself

look im not, how do i say this
not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list
do not crush list
firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance
with "dont make it weird" written in bold
and ive got baggage
so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it
idk

Okay, okay real fucking talk right here.

You seriously think I don't have my own fucking baggage? Like dude. Dude.

You've already seen part of that shit, like goddamn. And there's more than that that I can name in like two seconds and that's just the shit I remember off the top of my head and shit.

Also, like, people do, like, multiple people relationships and shit. Those exist. Those are a thing????

Either mcfucking way, you're gonna meet her whether you like it or not because I like your stupid ass also as a fuckin' friend 'cause you're rad as hell. Get over it.

No, I don't take criticism on this fuckin' subject.

i get it dude i do we both have. so much shit.
and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible
what if u smell mine and it's like gross
there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit
ugh

im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont
wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo

You know what's cool about having different baggage? Means that you get a different perspective on shit and can find someone to help lift it. Or get over it. Or whatever the fuck. I was going somewhere with that, but I think I lost the point.

Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????

Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.

u say that but wait til i tell u about the space tornado that wanted me dead

[Chloe stares long and hard at that last line, unable to find a flaw in that logic.]

if im honest w/ you
it was getting hella hard to follow the "dont make it weird" rule
thanks for that i guess

If you lemme tell you about the weird green baby that sprouted from a dead dude's bone.

Shit's always weird around me, so, like. It was bound to happen at some point or another.

Also, tiddies.

i guess i knew it was gonna get weird the second i peered thru the boob window

so about those other outfits?

You want the SFW or the less SFW ones? I got both, depending on if you're still saying you got delicate christian sensibilities or w/e.

no comment

but only so i retain plausible deniability in case a customer looks this way at the worst time

Edited 2020-12-22 02:14 (UTC)

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