uhhhhhh. yea. yeaaaa. i can see the quadruple a sitch.
so. yea. do that... talk to the girl talk it out a long, long time maybe like, at least 3 times and then let me know how that goes ok? ok good idea if i do say so meself myself? chloeself
look im not, how do i say this not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list do not crush list firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance with "dont make it weird" written in bold and ive got baggage so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it idk
You seriously think I don't have my own fucking baggage? Like dude. Dude.
You've already seen part of that shit, like goddamn. And there's more than that that I can name in like two seconds and that's just the shit I remember off the top of my head and shit.
Also, like, people do, like, multiple people relationships and shit. Those exist. Those are a thing????
Either mcfucking way, you're gonna meet her whether you like it or not because I like your stupid ass also as a fuckin' friend 'cause you're rad as hell. Get over it.
No, I don't take criticism on this fuckin' subject.
i get it dude i do we both have. so much shit. and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible what if u smell mine and it's like gross there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit ugh
im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo
You know what's cool about having different baggage? Means that you get a different perspective on shit and can find someone to help lift it. Or get over it. Or whatever the fuck. I was going somewhere with that, but I think I lost the point.
Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????
Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.
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2. see above ^ and also add what
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lmfao, you take a guess???? Dude, I don't know what the fuck.
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are you saying youre dtf
is that whats happening here or am i having a stroke
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hahahaha
i get it now. ok. funny joke really hilarious
4/5, point knocked off for lack of tact
merry crimmy
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LIKE IF I WAS JOKING I WOULD HAVE HAD MORE TACT THAN THIS, NUMBNUTS.
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DONT ALL CAPS AT ME DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I THINK UR SERIOUS
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COOL
GREAT!
sorry
i wasnt trying to be a bitch
its how i cope
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But like, yeah, that's what I was implying. You can, uh, see why I was kind of like "AAAA" about it and shit.
And why I, uh, should probably introduce you idiots first. And see what Carly thinks. Before I get my ass handed to me on a platter, y'know?
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so. yea. do that... talk to the girl
talk it out a long, long time
maybe like, at least 3 times
and then let me know how that goes ok? ok
good idea if i do say so meself
myself?
chloeself
look im not, how do i say this
not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list
do not crush list
firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance
with "dont make it weird" written in bold
and ive got baggage
so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it
idk
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You seriously think I don't have my own fucking baggage? Like dude. Dude.
You've already seen part of that shit, like goddamn. And there's more than that that I can name in like two seconds and that's just the shit I remember off the top of my head and shit.
Also, like, people do, like, multiple people relationships and shit. Those exist. Those are a thing????
Either mcfucking way, you're gonna meet her whether you like it or not because I like your stupid ass also as a fuckin' friend 'cause you're rad as hell. Get over it.
No, I don't take criticism on this fuckin' subject.
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and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible
what if u smell mine and it's like gross
there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit
ugh
im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont
wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo
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Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????
Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.
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[Chloe stares long and hard at that last line, unable to find a flaw in that logic.]
if im honest w/ you
it was getting hella hard to follow the "dont make it weird" rule
thanks for that i guess
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Shit's always weird around me, so, like. It was bound to happen at some point or another.
Also, tiddies.
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so about those other outfits?
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but only so i retain plausible deniability in case a customer looks this way at the worst time
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But hey, maybe I'll be nice.
[She might be a little nicer. A small bit.]
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"damn"
bc thats all i got
[Smooth, just like crunchy peanut butter.]
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But maybe this might help a little.
[Just more shit.]
Dunno about that one, honestly. It's, like, not overly sexy or anything but biker leather doesn't have the same hit without bikes here.
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oooo but that ones sexy
i mean
it like classy, biker chick-slash-ceo
makes u look in charge, ready 2 earn money for stonks
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lmfao, you think so? I'm not much into heels, usually more boots, but it felt like it fit at the time.
Tho this one you might wanna be careful with, just sayin'.
[She's not joking, mostly anyway. Don't question the cut.]
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