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[hellablue]

"Hello? Oh, hey. What's up?

Just fucking with you, this is my voicemail. Leave me a message, loser."

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[hellablue]

K
COOL
GREAT!









sorry
i wasnt trying to be a bitch
its how i cope

[Text]

[strings_theory]

Saying this like I didn't constantly get into yelling matches with someone back home over stupid shit.

But like, yeah, that's what I was implying. You can, uh, see why I was kind of like "AAAA" about it and shit.

And why I, uh, should probably introduce you idiots first. And see what Carly thinks. Before I get my ass handed to me on a platter, y'know?

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[hellablue]

uhhhhhh. yea. yeaaaa. i can see the quadruple a sitch.

so. yea. do that... talk to the girl
talk it out a long, long time
maybe like, at least 3 times
and then let me know how that goes ok? ok
good idea if i do say so meself
myself?
chloeself

look im not, how do i say this
not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list
do not crush list
firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance
with "dont make it weird" written in bold
and ive got baggage
so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it
idk

[Text]

[strings_theory]

Okay, okay real fucking talk right here.

You seriously think I don't have my own fucking baggage? Like dude. Dude.

You've already seen part of that shit, like goddamn. And there's more than that that I can name in like two seconds and that's just the shit I remember off the top of my head and shit.

Also, like, people do, like, multiple people relationships and shit. Those exist. Those are a thing????

Either mcfucking way, you're gonna meet her whether you like it or not because I like your stupid ass also as a fuckin' friend 'cause you're rad as hell. Get over it.

No, I don't take criticism on this fuckin' subject.

[Text]

[hellablue]

i get it dude i do we both have. so much shit.
and thats why im scared, what if some shit isnt compatible
what if u smell mine and it's like gross
there isnt enough poopourri in the world that can fix this shit
ugh

im not saying i dont wanna meet her i just dont
wanna feel like the small fry to ur large combo

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[strings_theory]

You know what's cool about having different baggage? Means that you get a different perspective on shit and can find someone to help lift it. Or get over it. Or whatever the fuck. I was going somewhere with that, but I think I lost the point.

Like, I don't think there's much that would put me off, honestly????

Dude. That. Ain't how it works. It's all mutual and shit, there's no small fry to a large combo. Also large combos are usually your entree, side, and drink. Which is three fuckin' things.

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[hellablue]

u say that but wait til i tell u about the space tornado that wanted me dead

[Chloe stares long and hard at that last line, unable to find a flaw in that logic.]

if im honest w/ you
it was getting hella hard to follow the "dont make it weird" rule
thanks for that i guess

[Text]

[strings_theory]

If you lemme tell you about the weird green baby that sprouted from a dead dude's bone.

Shit's always weird around me, so, like. It was bound to happen at some point or another.

Also, tiddies.

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[hellablue]

i guess i knew it was gonna get weird the second i peered thru the boob window







so about those other outfits?

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[strings_theory]

You want the SFW or the less SFW ones? I got both, depending on if you're still saying you got delicate christian sensibilities or w/e.

[Text]

[hellablue]

no comment

but only so i retain plausible deniability in case a customer looks this way at the worst time

[Text]

[strings_theory]

Saying this like I don't already show of tiddy on hotter days.

But hey, maybe I'll be nice.

[She might be a little nicer. A small bit.]

[Text]

[hellablue]

would it be a boner killer if i just went
"damn"

bc thats all i got

[Smooth, just like crunchy peanut butter.]

[Text]

[strings_theory]

Naaaah. Suspecting this would be more fun over video or voice, but if you're working I guess that's not much of an option, huh...

But maybe this might help a little.

[Just more shit.]

Dunno about that one, honestly. It's, like, not overly sexy or anything but biker leather doesn't have the same hit without bikes here.

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[hellablue]

[Better over video? Nnnno, no, it's best kept the way it is. That way you can't see Chloe's face!]

oooo but that ones sexy
i mean
it like classy, biker chick-slash-ceo
makes u look in charge, ready 2 earn money for stonks

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[strings_theory]

[But that's the fun part about it all!]

lmfao, you think so? I'm not much into heels, usually more boots, but it felt like it fit at the time.

Tho this one you might wanna be careful with, just sayin'.

[She's not joking, mostly anyway. Don't question the cut.]

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[hellablue]

[la dee da she's leaving you on read and pretending she Did Not See It she is not currently staring at it nope the gear is going on the counter where she can not see it la dee diddly dee]

[Follow up text lmfao]

[strings_theory]

[She's giving her like ten minutes, oops.]

Awww, was that too much?~

[text]

[hellablue]

what

oh just saw that last text lmfao sorry work got busy mcguire

those boob pockets man
i bet they come in handy

[text]

[strings_theory]

lmfao, somehow I feel you're bullshitting me.

You want some more or things getting a little much? 'Cause I got more, but that's on you.

[text]

[hellablue]

are u doubting my ability to handle a boob?!
im boob fucking queen
SEND FORTH THY BOOB

[text]

[strings_theory]

I sure fuckin' am, actually.

But fiiiine, if you insist.

[Another.]

Haven't had a chance or good reason to even use that one yet, so dunno if I should keep it...

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[hellablue]

dont you dare throw that away right after the talk we just had

[text]

[strings_theory]

[She's so glad this is text right now, because she's just grinning.]

Why's that? If I'm not using it...

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[hellablue]

yeah, right NOW
but who knows about later?!