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[Excuse her, she just hadn't expected a selfie w/ built in tiddie window. Maybe a pic of the outfit laid out on her bed or something, but-

Ok. ok. k. Reboot finished.]

holy boob window batman
nsfw warning next time geezus criminy im a working christian girl who is at WORK

[She's so glad this is text because she's laughing her fucking ass off, oh good lord.]

Oh shut up, you know as well as I do that you sure as shit ain't a christian girl. Or you got a weirdo definition of christian compared to what I've encountered.

'Sides, if you're working at goddamned Fight Club, you don't need much of a warnin'. Lord knows Steven probs don't give a shit and would probably go vomit seeing any sign of tiddies instead.

[Don't wound her pride like this]

yeah see thats what i mean, i dont want bossdude to get sick cuz your rata-tatas slapped him in the eyeballs

anyway. fine. u wanted my opinion so the answer is y
thats the kinda view hotels charge extra for

and prostitutes, probably

[Too bad, it's already wounded!]

Pffft, come on, as if he's not distracted by beef all around him anyway. 'Sides, you gotta be dying from a lack of tits out there.

I got some more if you're interested in the whole, you know, helping a girl out thing. Gotta prune some or w/e.

no comment

also no comment
we cant be having ur girl getting jellybeans ok
shes gonna like whatever else u got im 110% for sure certain

She ain't gonna get jelly 'bout this shit, not like I'm doing anything wrong.

'Sides, I've been meaning to ask you something before I went and talked to her about somethin'.

idk dude i would say it aaalmost qualifies as softcore porn
most gfs would side eye that just a little

hit me

lmfao, except it ain't. Like, I genuinely wanted the opinion on if that looked good on me or not. Like legit legit.

HMMM. Well, dunno if I should anymore because it's sounding like you'd tell me a big fat no. But either way, 'm gonna bring her 'round Goldenrod at some point 'cause I think it's a good idea you meet her anyway.

i know that!! im not accusing u of anything
im just paranoid ok, people from my neck of the woods are weird
and creepy, and get possessive and sometimes they turn out to be murderers

what no come on you gotta tell me
im not gonna be able to sleep if u dont
do u want that on your conscience

Dude, if anything, you should be thinking I'm the murderer out of the three of us. 'Cause it's probably not wrong, come to think of it.

Huh. Fuckin' wild.

I meaaaaaan, it all depends on if the two of you get along or not. So idk idk.

u dont really give off murdery vibes tho
at least not the bad kind of murdery
i mean
idk how to phrase that without sounding insulting but i mean it in a totally good way

dude come the fuck on
its not like youre about to propose a threesome or something
spit it out

I guess???? I mean, I only killed people that tried to kill me first, so that's, like, self defense or some shit, right?

It's cute that you said that.

1. uhhhhhhhh

2. see above ^ and also add what

= ???

Look, my dad pissed off a lot of fucking people. In prison. With ridiculous super powered bullshit. Who wanted me dead.

lmfao, you take a guess???? Dude, I don't know what the fuck.

oh my god i dont give a fuck about your dad
are you saying youre dtf
is that whats happening here or am i having a stroke

ha
hahahaha
i get it now. ok. funny joke really hilarious
4/5, point knocked off for lack of tact
merry crimmy

Why the fuck would I be joking????

LIKE IF I WAS JOKING I WOULD HAVE HAD MORE TACT THAN THIS, NUMBNUTS.

hey HEY
DONT ALL CAPS AT ME DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I THINK UR SERIOUS

DO I COME OFF AS A BITCH THAT WOULD JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?????

EVERYBODYS A BITCH UNTIL THEY ARENT

I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING, YES THAT'S WHAT I WAS FUCKING IMPLYING, OKAY?????

K
COOL
GREAT!

sorry
i wasnt trying to be a bitch
its how i cope

Saying this like I didn't constantly get into yelling matches with someone back home over stupid shit.

But like, yeah, that's what I was implying. You can, uh, see why I was kind of like "AAAA" about it and shit.

And why I, uh, should probably introduce you idiots first. And see what Carly thinks. Before I get my ass handed to me on a platter, y'know?

uhhhhhh. yea. yeaaaa. i can see the quadruple a sitch.

so. yea. do that... talk to the girl
talk it out a long, long time
maybe like, at least 3 times
and then let me know how that goes ok? ok
good idea if i do say so meself
myself?
chloeself

look im not, how do i say this
not-not dtf but i filed u away onto the "dnc" list
do not crush list
firmly there, underlined, next to the word fiance
with "dont make it weird" written in bold
and ive got baggage
so much fucking baggage, idk, u probs need an airliner to sort it
idk

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